3 Ewoks

Mind Our English!

I bought a steering lock at Giant. Not only the key to the thing is fragile (one turn, and it's broken like a twig). What's really caught my attention was on the packing. I don't know whether to laugh my a** off or to cry...see it for yourself (I returned the steering lock by the way...me not understanding the instruction)

Instructions:
1. To use it as diagram.
2. Input the key to turn the hook to the suitable place till tallying with the steering wheel, with the same time the iron plate pusing the air sal to the safe guarcting place.
3. Input the part of raised bald for the plastic handle of key into the hale where is marked red then you can vevolve it up and down easing.

My oh my.....

UW - Madison : picture that lie

Didn't know my alma mater had such history (of racism?). Who is that black dude Shabazz anyway?

It reads:

"The University of Wisconsin wanted a picture that reflected diversity at the campus back in 2000, so they put a 1994 photo of a black student, Diallo Shabazz, into a 1993 shot from a football game.

Credit: Image Science Group, Dartmouth College"