Congratulations to Lan and Ilham! They are safely married on February 3, 2005. For Lan, jaga Ilham elok elok. No more accident alright bro, heheh. For Ilham, jaga Lan elok elok jugak. All the best!
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Nukilan Untuk Kekasihku
Dalam kesuraman ultra lembayung tika bulan menumpahkan cahaya…. tiba-tiba aku terkenangkan nostalgia cinta lama yang kita palitkan berdua.
Kehadiranmu bersama molekul-molekul hidrogen menerjang segala kekusutan yang membelit tali perutku. Dan kehadiranmu itu mengajar aku erti rindu, gelora dan syahdu.Kau juga mengajarku erti cinta,singa laut,penquin,beruang kutub,kambing salji,sikat,tali kasut, mee rebus,kotak pensil, cendol, koridor, pasu bunga dan coklat kit-kat.Kala itu kita bagaikan Nobita dan Sizuka.Kau dan aku umpama Rose dan Jack Dawson yang tidak dapat dipisahkan.
Malangnya percintaan yang mendapat liputan meluashingga ke bintang Kejora itu telah mengundang perpisahan yang akhirnya telah mengecewakan seluruh penternak lipan di Burma.Dikau pergi jua ketika Kuala Lumpur sedang bersiap sedia menjadi tuan rumah Sukan Koman'sewel' 1998. Sesungguhnya perpisahan itu berpunca daripada penebangan pokok getah secara besar-besaran di Lembah Klang.Pemergianmu menyebabkan aku menghidap penyakit bronkitis dan hepatitis-q secara mengejut.
Ketiadaanmu memaksa aku memakai topi keledar setiap masa sebagai langkah keselamatan.Aku seperti tidak percaya dengan apa yang telah terjadi.Aku bagaikan tergelincir dari orbit bumi dan terpelanting ke ruang angkasa, apabila daya tarikan graviti terhadapku tiada lagi berfungsi setelah aku tersungkur dalam percintaan yang berlarutan sehingga ke rubber-set. Seluruh perjalanan hidupku menjadi gelita bagaikan terperangkap di dalam gua yang gelap dan ditemani stlagtit dan stlagmit yang bagai sembilu. Kondominium cinta yang kita bina dari makgat basikal dan kayu kaki katil akhirnya musnah setelah kau berpaling tadah. Ternyata sikapmu mulai berubah bila Malaysia mula melancarkan satelit MEASAT-1 ke ruang angkasa raya.Sejak itu kau sering melarikan diri bila terserempak dengan bakal adik iparku punya kakak. Akhirnya aku menyedari bahawa diri ini tidak diperlukan lagi.
Sejak kau tiada,aku sering menyendiri berbual-bual dengan pokok betik untuk mengisi masa lapang.Kadang-kadang aku mengikat botol oren pada tiang rumah agar nampak lebih cantik.Saban hari aku termenung di dalam peti sejuk mengenangkan dirimu yang entah kemana menghilang.Aku cuba menyelam sambil makan mi hailam untuk melupakanmu,tetapi aku tak berdaya.Lalu aku membakar mesin basuh dan membelasah itik jiran sebelah sebagai tanda aku kasih dan sayang pada dikau..
Oh Mengapa? Mengapa sayang?Mengapa semua ini bisa terjadi?Mengapa setelah kau curi hatiku,kau rompak cintaku lalu lantas kau bunuh cintaku sehingga aku terbunuh dalam kemalangan cinta yang ngeri.Dan kini segala harapanku hancur berkecai bagaikan aku terjatuh dari Menara Kuala Lumpur dan dihempap oleh Menara Berkembar Petronas lalu tersangkut di celah landasan LRT dan kemudiannya digilis pula keretapi komuter hingga aku berkecai.Oh.!Terlalu berat dugaan yang ku tempuhi kini.
Kini segalanya telah pun berakhir.aku sedar siapa aku.Aku hanya insan biasa yang suka makan mi segera.Aku bukan Mcgyver,Mcdonalds,Superman atau Kesatria Baja Hitam. Aku juga bukanlah Ultraman seperti yang kau idam-idamkan.Aku menyedari kekurangan diri dan kekurangan kemudahan awam di tempat sendiri.Tak perlu dikesali lagi kerana nasi telah menjadi capati dan tin sardin yang kugenggam ini telah pun luput tarikhnya.Segalanya sungguh mengharukan dan semua hadiah pemberianmu termasuk enjin kapal selam telah pun aku cincang untuk dibuat makanan ikan.Walaupun segalanya telah berakhir,di sini,di atas pokok getah ini aku tetap menunggu kau akan kembali.Selagi ada nafas ini,selagi ada kompleks membeli-belah Starhill,selagi ada kedai kasut di Argentina,selagi kumpulan Innuendo tak berpecah,aku tetap menunggumu sehinggalah mentari terbelah lapan.Namun aku menyedari bahawa penantianku hanyalan sia-sia belaka.Akhirnya aku mengambil keputusan muktamad untuk menunggu tiang elektrik di hadapan rumahku berbuah.Kalau tiang elektrik berbuah nanti,aku poskan buah-buahannya kepadamu..nak tak?
Kehadiranmu bersama molekul-molekul hidrogen menerjang segala kekusutan yang membelit tali perutku. Dan kehadiranmu itu mengajar aku erti rindu, gelora dan syahdu.Kau juga mengajarku erti cinta,singa laut,penquin,beruang kutub,kambing salji,sikat,tali kasut, mee rebus,kotak pensil, cendol, koridor, pasu bunga dan coklat kit-kat.Kala itu kita bagaikan Nobita dan Sizuka.Kau dan aku umpama Rose dan Jack Dawson yang tidak dapat dipisahkan.
Malangnya percintaan yang mendapat liputan meluashingga ke bintang Kejora itu telah mengundang perpisahan yang akhirnya telah mengecewakan seluruh penternak lipan di Burma.Dikau pergi jua ketika Kuala Lumpur sedang bersiap sedia menjadi tuan rumah Sukan Koman'sewel' 1998. Sesungguhnya perpisahan itu berpunca daripada penebangan pokok getah secara besar-besaran di Lembah Klang.Pemergianmu menyebabkan aku menghidap penyakit bronkitis dan hepatitis-q secara mengejut.
Ketiadaanmu memaksa aku memakai topi keledar setiap masa sebagai langkah keselamatan.Aku seperti tidak percaya dengan apa yang telah terjadi.Aku bagaikan tergelincir dari orbit bumi dan terpelanting ke ruang angkasa, apabila daya tarikan graviti terhadapku tiada lagi berfungsi setelah aku tersungkur dalam percintaan yang berlarutan sehingga ke rubber-set. Seluruh perjalanan hidupku menjadi gelita bagaikan terperangkap di dalam gua yang gelap dan ditemani stlagtit dan stlagmit yang bagai sembilu. Kondominium cinta yang kita bina dari makgat basikal dan kayu kaki katil akhirnya musnah setelah kau berpaling tadah. Ternyata sikapmu mulai berubah bila Malaysia mula melancarkan satelit MEASAT-1 ke ruang angkasa raya.Sejak itu kau sering melarikan diri bila terserempak dengan bakal adik iparku punya kakak. Akhirnya aku menyedari bahawa diri ini tidak diperlukan lagi.
Sejak kau tiada,aku sering menyendiri berbual-bual dengan pokok betik untuk mengisi masa lapang.Kadang-kadang aku mengikat botol oren pada tiang rumah agar nampak lebih cantik.Saban hari aku termenung di dalam peti sejuk mengenangkan dirimu yang entah kemana menghilang.Aku cuba menyelam sambil makan mi hailam untuk melupakanmu,tetapi aku tak berdaya.Lalu aku membakar mesin basuh dan membelasah itik jiran sebelah sebagai tanda aku kasih dan sayang pada dikau..
Oh Mengapa? Mengapa sayang?Mengapa semua ini bisa terjadi?Mengapa setelah kau curi hatiku,kau rompak cintaku lalu lantas kau bunuh cintaku sehingga aku terbunuh dalam kemalangan cinta yang ngeri.Dan kini segala harapanku hancur berkecai bagaikan aku terjatuh dari Menara Kuala Lumpur dan dihempap oleh Menara Berkembar Petronas lalu tersangkut di celah landasan LRT dan kemudiannya digilis pula keretapi komuter hingga aku berkecai.Oh.!Terlalu berat dugaan yang ku tempuhi kini.
Kini segalanya telah pun berakhir.aku sedar siapa aku.Aku hanya insan biasa yang suka makan mi segera.Aku bukan Mcgyver,Mcdonalds,Superman atau Kesatria Baja Hitam. Aku juga bukanlah Ultraman seperti yang kau idam-idamkan.Aku menyedari kekurangan diri dan kekurangan kemudahan awam di tempat sendiri.Tak perlu dikesali lagi kerana nasi telah menjadi capati dan tin sardin yang kugenggam ini telah pun luput tarikhnya.Segalanya sungguh mengharukan dan semua hadiah pemberianmu termasuk enjin kapal selam telah pun aku cincang untuk dibuat makanan ikan.Walaupun segalanya telah berakhir,di sini,di atas pokok getah ini aku tetap menunggu kau akan kembali.Selagi ada nafas ini,selagi ada kompleks membeli-belah Starhill,selagi ada kedai kasut di Argentina,selagi kumpulan Innuendo tak berpecah,aku tetap menunggumu sehinggalah mentari terbelah lapan.Namun aku menyedari bahawa penantianku hanyalan sia-sia belaka.Akhirnya aku mengambil keputusan muktamad untuk menunggu tiang elektrik di hadapan rumahku berbuah.Kalau tiang elektrik berbuah nanti,aku poskan buah-buahannya kepadamu..nak tak?
Thursday, January 27, 2005
How To Tell
Betul ke?
HOW TO TELL IF A GUY LIKES A GIRL
1. The guy will try to make you laugh.
2. He'll flirt with you when he can.
3. He might try to show off around you.
4. He'll help you out, if you ask for it.
5. He'll stick up for you when you need it most.
6. He'll be friendly to you and all your friends.
7. He might call you for no good reason.
8. He might make fun of you, in a joking way.
9. He'll tell you that you did good, even if you did horrible.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face
HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES A GUY
1. The girl will laugh at all your jokes.
2. She'll stare at you with a smile on her face.
3. She'll ask you who you like, continuously.
4. She might try to make you jealous.
5. She'll beg that you do everything for her.
6. She might start talking to your friends.
7. She'll talk to you about the different varieties of guys.
8. She'll always seem to be talking about how nice you are.
9. She'll always be flirting with every other guy except you.
10. She'll always ask what to do in a bad situation.
HOW TO TELL IF A GUY LIKES A GIRL
1. The guy will try to make you laugh.
2. He'll flirt with you when he can.
3. He might try to show off around you.
4. He'll help you out, if you ask for it.
5. He'll stick up for you when you need it most.
6. He'll be friendly to you and all your friends.
7. He might call you for no good reason.
8. He might make fun of you, in a joking way.
9. He'll tell you that you did good, even if you did horrible.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face
HOW TO TELL IF A GIRL LIKES A GUY
1. The girl will laugh at all your jokes.
2. She'll stare at you with a smile on her face.
3. She'll ask you who you like, continuously.
4. She might try to make you jealous.
5. She'll beg that you do everything for her.
6. She might start talking to your friends.
7. She'll talk to you about the different varieties of guys.
8. She'll always seem to be talking about how nice you are.
9. She'll always be flirting with every other guy except you.
10. She'll always ask what to do in a bad situation.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Things Men Do That Drive Women Nuts
Put the toilet seat down
Guaranteed if you're not a conscientious seat-putter-downer, you hear this complaint so often that it flies in one hear and out the other. Well, boys, there's a very valid reason this is a common kvetch: WOMEN DON'T LIKE FALLING INTO THE TOILET WHEN THEY GET UP TO USE THE BATHROOM AT 3:30 A.M.! I mean, would you want to end up with your butt in the toilet at 3:30 A.M.? Didn't think so.
Clean up
Men are neat, while women are clean. To elaborate: A guy's place may look perfect; for example, all of his 'art' is in its place on the shelves, and the floor is empty of shoes, remote controls, and various other dude detritus. But when your girl examines the shelf area under that aforementioned 'art', there's a 75% chance she'll come upon a half-inch coating of dust. Girls, on the other hand, may have a pile of to-be-put-away clean clothes on her bedroom floor, but at least their space is clean. Get it? Good.
Be emotionally available
Another frequent complaint, which isn't as easy to alleviate as the toilet situation. Many of my male brethren have spent a lifetime bottling up their feelings, and it's hard to open up just like that. You can't become a totally communicative guy overnight, but she'll appreciate if you put forth a legitimate effort.
If you tell her you'll call her on Thursday, call her on Thursday
You're not in high school anymore. Quit playing head games, and get dialing.
Groom yourself
Based on personal experience, I know women dislike walking down the street with a guy who doesn't keep his fingernails clipped, or his shirt and pants relatively wrinkle- and hole-free, or his armpits un-stinky.
Put together an original night out
Dinner and a movie? C'mon, you did that last week. And the week before. And the week before that. One more week, and you've officially entered Dullsville. Take her bowling, or to a museum or any place other than to dinner and a movie.
Be romantic
If your girlfriend finds out one of her girlfriend's boyfriend gave her a dozen just because roses and the only just because gift you've ever given your girl is a ticket to a Cleveland Indians game she'll want to throttle you. And if that's the case, you'll deserve a throttling.
MSNBC Dating & Personals
Guaranteed if you're not a conscientious seat-putter-downer, you hear this complaint so often that it flies in one hear and out the other. Well, boys, there's a very valid reason this is a common kvetch: WOMEN DON'T LIKE FALLING INTO THE TOILET WHEN THEY GET UP TO USE THE BATHROOM AT 3:30 A.M.! I mean, would you want to end up with your butt in the toilet at 3:30 A.M.? Didn't think so.
Clean up
Men are neat, while women are clean. To elaborate: A guy's place may look perfect; for example, all of his 'art' is in its place on the shelves, and the floor is empty of shoes, remote controls, and various other dude detritus. But when your girl examines the shelf area under that aforementioned 'art', there's a 75% chance she'll come upon a half-inch coating of dust. Girls, on the other hand, may have a pile of to-be-put-away clean clothes on her bedroom floor, but at least their space is clean. Get it? Good.
Be emotionally available
Another frequent complaint, which isn't as easy to alleviate as the toilet situation. Many of my male brethren have spent a lifetime bottling up their feelings, and it's hard to open up just like that. You can't become a totally communicative guy overnight, but she'll appreciate if you put forth a legitimate effort.
If you tell her you'll call her on Thursday, call her on Thursday
You're not in high school anymore. Quit playing head games, and get dialing.
Groom yourself
Based on personal experience, I know women dislike walking down the street with a guy who doesn't keep his fingernails clipped, or his shirt and pants relatively wrinkle- and hole-free, or his armpits un-stinky.
Put together an original night out
Dinner and a movie? C'mon, you did that last week. And the week before. And the week before that. One more week, and you've officially entered Dullsville. Take her bowling, or to a museum or any place other than to dinner and a movie.
Be romantic
If your girlfriend finds out one of her girlfriend's boyfriend gave her a dozen just because roses and the only just because gift you've ever given your girl is a ticket to a Cleveland Indians game she'll want to throttle you. And if that's the case, you'll deserve a throttling.
MSNBC Dating & Personals
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Boringg
Imagine what you can do on weekends when it's freezing outside? It's -1F with windchill, which makes it feels more like -25F. You stay inside the apartment, watched Dr. Phil, Oprah, and 3 hours of Fear Factor. Imagine what people could do for money. I guess if I had the chance I would do it too, hehe -minus the eating the raw disgusting animal organs part!
Suddenly you realized being a student is not as bad as it sounds. In fact, it's not bad at all considering the stuff working people had to face everyday. You're not an early morning person, so THAT'S the hardest thing. It's not like you're a CEO or something where you can go to the office whenver you like. Then you stuck in traffic jam with bunch of crazy drivers for hours. After you arrived at the office, your boss had a bad mood and yelled at everybody. It would be nice if you could throw a nice cup of hot coffee on your boss, but you couldn't. Since this thing is contagious, all the staffs ended up with a bad day. And it goes on and on...and on.
Suddenly you realized being a student is not as bad as it sounds. In fact, it's not bad at all considering the stuff working people had to face everyday. You're not an early morning person, so THAT'S the hardest thing. It's not like you're a CEO or something where you can go to the office whenver you like. Then you stuck in traffic jam with bunch of crazy drivers for hours. After you arrived at the office, your boss had a bad mood and yelled at everybody. It would be nice if you could throw a nice cup of hot coffee on your boss, but you couldn't. Since this thing is contagious, all the staffs ended up with a bad day. And it goes on and on...and on.
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